Fun Factory The Boss Nude Realistic Dildo



I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory products, but mostly own their vibrating toys, this is my first Fun Factory dildo! Considering my huge collection of dildos, this is also my first flesh coloured, realistic dido and I wasn’t left disappointed. I immediately appreciated that the dildo was made from a luxury brand.  I was thrilled to be chosen to test and review the Fun Factory The Boss Stud Nude Realistic Dildo for LOVEHONEY.

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The  Fun Factory The Boss Stud Nude Realistic Dildo comes in a tasteful packaging, although the outer sleeve isn’t that discreet with its images of the Boss. You can remove and discard this outer sleeve and keep the gold box and use it for storage. Sadly, fun Factory never provide a storage bag for any of their toys, which is a bit of a disappointment, considering it’s a luxury brand and most of their toys are such huge dust collectors.

On removing the Boss dildo from its packaging, I was surprised at how realistic it is compared to the photos, it is very pleasing to the eye.  I’m a huge fan of a cut/circumcised cock and this dildo is very realistic with its bulbous head and prominent veins.  The silicone feels great and it isn’t too grabby with lint and my cat hairs like some dildos do.


The triangular flared base makes the Boss a safe dildo to use for anal play and is suitable to use in the bath or shower as it has a strong suction to attach to smooth areas such as bathroom tiles. The Boss is also harness compatible for strap-on play.


A veiny, firm, yet flexible shaft provides extra stimulation, but as they are towards the bottom of the dildo, you’ll need to insert The Boss fully into your vagina or booty. The curved shape of The Boss means that it’s great for Gspot or Pspot stimulation.

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With an insertable length of 7 inches and a great girth of 5.5 inches, the Fun Factory The Boss Stud Nude Realistic Dildo is perfect for those who seek a full feeling, which this certainly provides.

During use I’d recommend plenty of water-based lube, especially as the silicone is quite draggy which may make the Boss uncomfortable to use. Although I produce my own lubrication, it’s never enough when using this dildo. Silicone lube isn’t suitable as it will mostly likely react with the silicone on the dildo. You also may need to use a smaller toy for a warm-up before inserting the Boss.


On insertion, I love how the bulbous head teases my vulva and then pops into my vagina. There is a lip under the head that just feel divine when inserting and removing the dildo. It’s a great tease, especially when my fella is in control and doing the thrusting for me. I feel slightly stretched and full and it doesn’t jab at my pelvic bone like some larger dildos do. The silicone is a little draggy, but plenty of lube will limit this feeling. My favourite way to use the girthy, Boss, is to stick its base onto the bottom of a small plate and bounce up and down on it, or have someone to use the dildo on my whilst I’m lay on my back.

I adore those veins, but I need to insert the dildo fully to get the extra stimulation. The more aroused I am, the further I can insert it. Due to my cervix being high, I can take advantage of the full length. The bulbous head provides most of the stimulation. The Fun Factory The Boss Stud Nude Realistic Dildo  being curved for Gspot stimulation and the wonderful lip under the head is magical. If I use the head of the dildo, I can rub it against my G-spot, which always helps to achieve climaxing.


The Fun Factory The Boss Stud Nude Realistic Dildo is fantastic and worth the price at £47.99 for a luxury toy. I wouldn’t recommend it for beginners – you may struggle with the length and girth. It’s perfect for anal play due to the flared base. Unfortunately I have not been brave enough to discover anal play with the Boss. I lack experience with larger dildos.

Overall, I’m very pleased with the Fun Factory The Boss Stud Nude Realistic Dildo. It is very stimulating and pleasing to the eye. If you love realistic, large dildos, the Boss is for you. It is worth a 9/10 for me, the lack of storage bag and the draggy silicone that drinks up lube just lets it down a little.

Thanks to Lovehoney for sending the Boss in exchange of an honest review. It’s been and will remain a pleasure to use. You can purchase the Boss Here


I was sent the Fun Factory The Boss dildo in exchange for my honest opinion and revew. This does not affect my opinion in any way.

So Divine ‘Wicked Game’ Massaging Wand


The So Divine ‘Wicked Game’ Massaging Wand is so different from the various wands I own, being that it is a dual motor vibrator and wand! It is perfect for couple’s play with a partner in charge, to tease you with both ends. Double the fun with one end to ease aching muscles and tease your erogenous zones, or use the opposite end for thrilling internal pleasures.

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Its packaging is great. The box is very sturdy, tastefully designed and could be used for continuous storage if the wand on the box isn’t a discretion issue. Inside, I found a storage bag hiding underneath the interior packaging. Hooray for storage bag. This is a huge plus for me. The bag is suede and a smart tile grey colour and is fantastic quality compared to the usual satin bags I buy. Would love to purchase these suede bags on their own. Perhaps an idea So Divine?


Onto the wand……A flexible head on one end, contours to the shape of your body. The premium, silky, smooth silicone feels great all over. It’s luxurious and high end, tough and durable. There are no phthalates and it’s latex free, so completely body safe. The silicone isn’t too grabby, it attracts only a bit of dust and lint, but thankfully not the cat hairs!


To operate, there are 3 buttons. In the middle, you’ll find the on/off button which you hold down until the blue light appears. To operate the wand, press the up arrow ^ and continue to press to scroll through the 3 speeds and 7 patterns. Press the middle button to stop, hold until the blue light reappears and repeat with the down arrow for the motor to start with the insertable end.


You’ll find that the So Divine ‘wicked game’ massaging wand boasts 3 steady vibration speeds and 7 pulsating vibrations. The motors are quiet, so great if you need discretion. The wand is 100% waterproof if you like to indulge in playing in the shower or bath tub. Charging is by a good magnetic cable that attaches at the back of the wand and comes with a USB cable and UK plug.

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I find that both motors are on the ‘buzzy’ size, which for me is a disappointment as I prefer deep, rumbly vibrations. I do like the first speed on the top of the wand, but the other 2 speeds and the vibrations are too high pitched with the vibrations being the itchy, annoying type that my clitoris can’t cope with. Inside my vagina, the vibrations are dulled slightly, but sadly I’m unable to orgasm. However, turning off the wand and using it as a dildo, is most satisfying for me, although not the ‘oh my god!’ body shuddering type. It’s easy for me to hold due to the curve of the wand and using the head to keep a good grip in my hands.

The buttons are simple and flushed against the shaft of the wand and easy to use during play, but occasionally I press the wrong button, but that is because I’m practically using it blind as my buxom boobs and large tummy block my view.


The wand is great to use for teasing my partner, he doesn’t mind the buzzy vibrations, I like to use the So Divine ‘Wicked Game’ massaging wand to massage his shoulders, then tease various parts of his body, especially his thighs. Unfortunately, I prefer to use my Doxy’s.

Clean up is easy, with a damp cloth and sex toy cleaner, or give it a swirl in the sink with soap. Just take extra care to clean around the head and the small grooves of the buttons.


I think that the So Divine wand is more suitable for beginners whom have yet to try a magic wand and those who appreciate the buzzy vibrations. I’m happy to use the wand my partners and as a Gspot dildo on myself.

You can purchase your So Divine ‘Wicked Game’ massaging wand HERE


I was sent the wand by So Divine, in exchange of an unbiased, honest review. This in no way affects my honest opinion.

So Divine Ooh La La Flower Vibrator.

When I saw the Ooh La La Flower Vibrator in my wonderful package that was kindly sent to me from So Divine I knew I’d really like it. With features such as water-proof, body safe silicone, re-chargeable and 7 patterns (as well as 3 vibration speeds, but I’m mostly a patterns girl), I couldn’t wait to give the Ooh La La a whirl.

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Firstly, the packaging is stlylish, bright and feminine. Here you’ll find the instructions on how to use your vibe, so don’t throw away the box immediately. Sadly, the vibrator doesn’t come with a storage pouch, but I keep all my So Divine toys in a lockable case that you can buy HERE.

My first impressions of the So Divine Ooh La La Flower Vibrator,  were very positive. The silicone is of high quality, silky smooth to the touch, with no seams and the ‘bud’ effect of the flower being great ridges for added stimulation.  The silicone isn’t ‘grabby’ which is a massive bonus. There ain’t nothing worse than bringing a toy out to play and it turning into a scruffy beard with bits of crumbs, dust and added cat hairs, by the time you’ve got it between your legs!

You get about 6.5 inches of insertable length and a circumference of 4.5 inches, perfect for beginners, but size Queens may need to give this a miss. The tip can be use for pin point stimulation, it is slightly broader at the tip than your usual bullet e.g the So Divine Need you tonight bullet but I prefer this, as I find direct pin point more irritating than pleasing.


The  operation is very simple. Just one button to power on/off and scroll through the vibrations. Being part of the silicone and the size of my thumb, I find the button very easy to use (I have arthritic wrists and fingers). What I would like to have seen though, is an extra button to scroll back, if I miss a pattern, I have to scroll all the way through the other patterns and vibrations to find the one I was previously using. Also, a memory mode would be amazing so that when you turn the vibe off and back on again, it remembers what pattern you was last using.


You may notice that the LED light flashes, dulls and brightens, according the the mode you have it on. Nice little gimmick so that your partner can see what vibrations you’re feeling.

The Ooh La La Flower vibe comes with a click and connect magnet and stays in place during its charge. The USB charger is perfect to plug in my laptop. So Divine also added a British USB wall plug too if you prefer to connect to mains (which I often find can be quicker to charge to be honest!).



In use I found that the  So Divine Ooh La La Flower Vibrator   to be quite a powerful, but buzzy vibe. I’m able to enjoy the first vibration speed on my clitoris, labia and vulva, but waaaay too intense on the 2nd and 3rd speeds. However, I love the 7 different patterns, they certainly get my nerve endings to react how I want them to, making it easy to have strong, powerful orgasms.

When inserted into my ‘love tunnel’, again, I can only tolerate the first speed. The other 2 are so buzzy and high pitched, they make me want to itch and pee. Doesn’t feel very orgasmic at all. I again, love all the patterns though

One little issue I do have,….because I’m obese, it can be difficult to keep the vibe in place. My tummy is so big and my thighs so thick, that they shorten my arms, making them ache, so prolonged play with the So Divine Ooh La La USB Rechargeable Silicone Flower Vibrator becomes hard work and if I become too aroused and gush, it’s like trying to hold a slippery fish #FatGirlProblems!

To clean you can dunk this beauty into the sink as it’s fully waterproof, so easy to clean the vag goo that may collect in the ridges. Or simply use a clean damp cloth and sex toy cleaner.

To sum up the So Divine Ooh La La USB Rechargeable Silicone Flower Vibrator I’d say it is definitely worthy of it’s runner up in Good Housekeeping Magazine’s Grown-up guide. A great beginners vibe with a strong and powerful motor. I would most definitely prefer rumbly vibrations, but I can and do enjoy the patterns. A high quality sex toy that is non intimidating and a reasonable price. You can purchase this vibrator at So Divine and Lovehoney

A funky, bright, flower vibe, to pleasure your petals and pearl!


I was sent the Ooh La La Flower Vibrator by So Divine in exchange for my honest review. This in no way has affected my opinions.

So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator


So Divine were ever so kind as to send a bundle of goodies to review, which included the So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator. Bullets tend to be a firm favourite for any sex toy enthusiast, especially for beginners or solo quickies. For me, I’ve never been much a fan of bullet vibes as they tend to be for pin – point stimulation, where I prefer a more broader stimulation and this is why I have come to love the So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator as it is slightly bigger and broader than your usual bullet such as the So Divine Need you tonight bullet.

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The So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator is very femme with its pink silicone sleeve that has cute hearts and bumpy nodules for extra stimulation. You can remove this sleeve to reveal a black, sleek bullet made from ABS plastic. It measures up at 3.7 inches in length, with a girth of 3 inches. With the one power button, you can scroll through 3 speeds and a generous 7 pulsating patterns. Press and hold the button to stop the bullet.


Powered by just one AA battery, the So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator is super buzzy, not the type of vibrations I like. The soft, silicone sleeve helps to dull most of the buzz, so for me, I need to keep the sleeve on. I prefer to use the different pulsating patterns. The vibrations are pretty quiet on the whole, perfect for discreet play if you house share.


So, how is it in use? Well, for solo play, it’s a great warm up toy. Whilst the 3 speeds are too buzzy for me, I like to tease my labia, vulva and clit with the various patterns. As it is slightly bigger than normal bullets and has the silicone sleeve, it’s easy to hold and use. I love the textures of the nubs and ridges, they certainly heighten the pleasure, especially round my vulva. I can penetrate the bullet inside my vagina, just to tease. This would be great for beginners that are exploring into slight penetration with a sex toy.

Playing with the So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator with a partner is more pleasurable for me. The bullet, added with the touch and kisses of another woman, teasing various sweet spots, is far more thrilling. Add a blindfold and the sensations are very much heightened. I love my inner thighs, neck and derriere to be teased, making me moist and very turned on, before moving on to another sex toy.


Overall, I really like the So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator. It’s pretty well made, though the silver battery compartment lets it down a little. The 3 speeds are never used, but the pulsating patterns really do it for me. The silicone isn’t a dust and cat hair magnet, which is awesome. I store mine in my Joy Boxx, as sadly it doesn’t come with a storage bag, but for the price, I don’t mind. The bullet is easy to clean, but the silicone sleeve will need a thorough cleaning, vag gunk will hide in the ridges! It is not fully waterproof, so I wouldn’t recommend you submersing it fully in water.

If you are a beginner with sex toys, I thoroughly recommend the So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator. It’s petite, powerful, discreet and stimulating…..great to explore your body with.

You can purchase the So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator at So Divine HERE


The So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator was sent to me by So Divine in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions.

So Divine Need you tonight bullet



I have to admit that I hadn’t been familiar with So Divine *hangs head in shame*, but luckily for me, they got in touch with me and asked if I would test some of there products. I jumped at the chance after doing a bit of research and saw a refreshing and user friendly website. So Divine are all about high quality sex toys for everybody, regardless of relationship status or gender. They also bring their toys to you in everyday stores, popping into Boots the chemist or browsing the aisles in the supermarket could become a little more exciting!


So, the Need you tonight bullet comes in a classy little box that is gender-neutral and would look pretty discreet on a supermarket shelf, though it is clear that it is a vibrating bullet. I love the little window on the back of the box that you can peer into.  The box is pretty robust, so you could continue to store it in there, but the bullet is so discreet, it wouldn’t look out of place in your make-up bag or handbag.

My first impressions of the bullet was positive. The silky, silver silicone feels luxurious and the black power button and seal, set it off nicely. As with the packaging, it is classy and gender-neutral, so much better than girly pinks and purples, especially when a bullet can be used by all genders.


The bullet has a single speed, powered by three AG13 batteries, which luckily  come with the bullet. These little watch batteries are not what I’d have in the house, so having the batteries included is a bonus. One button on the base of the battery is your power on/off. Once pressed, the bullet comes to life with a buzzy, but powerful vibration. I’m not to keen on these type of bullets, I’ve come a long way since using a buzzy bullet, but if you are new to sex toys, Need you tonight would be perfect for you.


Although this bullet isn’t to my taste anymore, I’ve still had fun using it with my partner. I’ve tried a few scenarios with him and the bullet. I’ve used it in foreplay, teasing his nipples, frenulum, and perineum. The tip of the bullet is great for pin-point stimulation.

We have also discovered that the Need you tonight bullet is great for popping into one of our favourite cock rings and in some of his male masturbators. The materials of the added toys, dampen down the buzzy vibrations, but still remains powerful, so for a little vibe that I thought I wouldn’t use, it’s become a great little gem for couples play. All you need is a little imagination and you may be surprised…..I know I was!


Overall, I think the So Divine Need you tonight vibrating bullet would suit beginners, solo players and definitely couples who want to introduce a non-intimidating toy into their sexual relationship. Would love to see more classy and gender-neutral toys like this bullet.

Satisfyer Pro Penguin



The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is the one Satisfyer product that really appealed to me, due to the style with its curves and smooth silicone material. It has the cute factor with the resemblance of a chubby penguin. Overall, it is very pleasing to the eye.

I wasn’t sure how I’d get on with the Penguin after using the Satisfyer 2 for a few weeks. I loved the length of the handle, it made using the Satisfyer 2 very easy to use. The Penguin is entirely a different shape, however its sleek, ergonomic curves felt comfortable in my hands. The two buttons (power on/of and speed control button) are well placed, unlike the Satisfyer 2 where the buttons were out of reach at the nozzle end. The huge downside to the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is the lack of a third button to scroll back the settings. If the speed becomes too intense, you have to power off, then back on again. Bit of a mood killer unfortunately.

The motor on the Satisfyer Pro Penguin  is rather quiet, compared to the Satisfyer 2 that sounds like it’s powered by a jet engine. Some of you may find that the Penguin is not quite discreet enough. The motor doesn’t rattle, the Penguin overall is much better quality. Considering the Penguin is USB rechargeable, I thought there’d be more power to it compared to the battery powered Satisfyer 2. Unfortunately, this is not the case. I can barely get to the 3rd setting on the Satisfyer 2, yet with the Penguin, I can easily reach over 6, after that, it becomes too intense and the rest of the speeds seem to just merge together.

Charging is easy, I just plug into my laptop and click the magnets onto my Penguin and it will flash whilst being charged. When fully charged, the light will stop flashing and remain steady, which is really useful as you know when to unplug it.


So how was it in use? It took me a while to position the Penguin but only because I have a small clit that is buried by my chunky outer labia. Also, the nozzle is smaller and with less silicone. It too a bit of patience trying to get it right. I didn’t feel that there was a suction as such, but on the first couple of settings felt like a gentle blow/tapping. With the Satisfyer 2 I felt like I was thrown into the deep end with such intense speeds on the first setting. With the Penguin it was more gentle, teasing and arousing. It gave all my other senses a chance to slowly build up to a climax. Due to this, I could up the speed a little further and when I climaxed, I felt wave after wave of orgasm going all through my body and one orgasm lead to another. I’ve not experienced multiple orgasms for a while, but the Satisfyer Pro Penguin had cracked it.


I haven’t used my Penguin in the water, although Satisfyer say that it is waterproof, some other bloggers have reported issues of water getting into the battery compartments or motors. I’m quite fond of my Penguin, so I’ve chosen to keep it dry.

When cleaning, you can easily remove the silicone nozzle and clean with a sex toy cleaner. It would have been great if the Penguin came with a spare nozzle, I’m not sure how long they last or if they need to be replaced.


Overall, I love my little Satisfyer Pro Penguin it gives me unique orgasms thanks to the gentle settings that you can slowly increase without it getting too intense. The control buttons are better placed than the Satisfyer 2 and the quality wins hands down. The only negative I can find, is the lack of a button to scroll backwards the speeds.


Thank you to Satisfyer who sent me the Pro Penguin, in return for my honest and unbiased review.

Satisfyer Pro 2



The Satisfyer Pro 2 stormed the sex toy market in 2016. The Womanizer became very  popular the year before, but was way out of the price range for most people. Satisfyer came along with the same idea as the Womanizer, but making the Pro 2 more affordable, waterproof, a better design in colour and shape and a better name.

My first impressions of the Pro 2 was woah, that’s a chunky silicone nozzle compared to the Satisfyer 2 and Penguin. I was a little concerned on how the nozzle would fit around my hidden clitoris. As a plus size lady, I have a rather chunky mons pubis and my inner labia are a bit on the thick side, so trying to find my hidden pearl can be quite a task; however, I enjoy more of a broad stimulation, rather than pin point.


I love the rose gold colour, the curvy ergonomic shape and the weight of the Pro 2, although heavier than the Penguin and Satisfyer 2, it was comfortable to hold for a good amount of time, even with my arthritic wrists.

Click-and-go charging is fabulous, you get a great strong connection. A 2 hour charge offers 3 hours of play. The handy USB charging lead means you can take your Satisfyer anywhere. I often have one of the Satisfyers on charge whilst on my laptop.


Satisfyer claim that their toys are waterproof, however, several bloggers have reported water damage, so I haven’t put mine in water at all and I advise you don’t either. To clean, I use a sex toy cleaner and wipes, or with a damp cloth. Silicone nozzle can be removed and cleaned thoroughly.

The motor is loud. Even under the duvet and with the TV on you can still hear it. After the first 4 speeds, the other 7 just seem to merge into one. It’s very intense, it becomes so high pitched and unbearable, almost painful. Sadly there is only a power on/off button and just one button to increase the speed, but you have to reach top speed before the motor works backwards. Or you could just switch it off and back on again, it’s much easier and saves me from getting a numb clit at top speed *shudders*.


When in use, I find the huge silicone nozzle, difficult to get a good suction, probably due to my fatty flaps and mons. My urethra tends to get suck up into the nozzle and it makes me want to pee soooo badly. I can’t feel no suction around my clit, but I know the Pro 2 is working when I test it on my finger. One thinks she may need to get a clit or pussy pump to coax my pearl from within her oyster.


Oddly, I haven’t had an orgasm using this model, not one for trying though. I have had some amazing orgasms with the Penguin and Satisfyer 2 but I think it’s just not right for my body. *Update: After a few weeks of daily use, my clit has finally got used to the power and I can now orgasm. Only issue is, this is now the only thing that can get me off. Think I need a couple of weeks break from it!*

Overall, I love the Pro 2, it looks great, it’s comfortable to hold, but the nozzle is far too big for my genitals. The Penguin works so much better for me and my elusive clitoris. I’d love to see replacement nozzles for all Satisfyers, a minus button to decrease speeds as on the Satisfyer 2 and to ensure that all models are truly waterproof.

I wouldn’t really recommend the Pro 2 for beginners, you may find it too intense. The Penguin would be much better suited as it lacks the power of this beast. If you’re a power seeker, then this model would be well suited for you.

Many thanks to SATISFYER for sending me the Pro 2 in exchange for my honest opinion.

Satisfyer 2


I’m pretty new to the ‘suction’ clit stimulation toys that burst onto the sex toy market pretty rapidly with the womanizer in 2015. They were well out of my price range and I hadn’t been lucky enough to test the womanizer , either. Then in 2016, Satisfyer launched a very similar toy, the Satysfer Pro 2, at a fraction of the cost. I did purchase a Pro 2, but didn’t get the chance to give it a thorough testing as I left it at a festival. However, I got the opportunity to give 3 Satisfyer models a good test run, in exchange of an honest review.

Out of the 3 Satisfyer’s sent, the Satisfyer 2 was the first to get testing. When I first took it from the box, I was a little disappointed by the quality. It looked and felt really cheap, ‘boxy’ and the fact it was battery operated, didn’t have me enthused. The gender-neutral colour is a bonus and the large nozzle is great for a good covering of my clit that is hidden away under my very chunky outer labia. As someone who enjoys stimulation on her inner labia and vulva, the large nozzle comes in handy for broader stimulation.


Over several days, I really became quite fond of the Satisfyer 2. I love the 7 inch long handle, it’s ideal for me as my tummy is my nemesis and cant get in the way of my arms,although it is not as ergonomic as the Penguin or Pro 2.One mega issue though…..the buttons are totally in the wrong place. Why the heck are they at the nozzle end? Granted there is a power button and a + to increase speeds and to decrease, but damn, my fingers aren’t long enough to reach them.  I have to remove the Satisfyer to see what buttons I need to press. Doing this is like orgasm denial….wanting to ramp up the speed, but having to take it away and then faff about replacing the Satisfyer in between my chunky labia. It’s just a faff. Luckily, I mostly only need to use the first two or three speeds.

The motor is pretty strong for something that needs powering with 2 AAA batteries. It is loud and rattles somewhat, so if you house share, you will need to consider this factor. Oddly, Satisfyer claim on their website that the motor is whisper quiet, but believe me, it’s not! There is no way I can get to full power, of the 11  programmes, I only use the first three, it becomes way too intense and gives me an urge to pee and it send my clit numb!

I can’t quite describe the sensation I get off any of the Satisfyer models. It does have a slight suction feeling, perhaps rapid ‘thuddy’ sort of vibrations? I can’t put it into words. I know that the highest settings feel way too high pitched and buzzy, that make me squirm in the wrong way, to the point that it hurts, even if I place the nozzle on my vulva instead of my clitoris. It has taken a few weeks to get used to this sort of stimulation, I discovered that the Satisfyer 2 is best used when I’m really horny. On a low setting and very aroused, this is the best time for me to use it. When I climax, my orgasm thunders through my body whilst i scream into a pillow. I’m left spent, with jelly legs, which is no fun when trying to get to the bathroom!

I must mention that a few bloggers have had issues with their Satisfyer models not being waterproof, therefore I haven’t put mine in water. I remove the silicone nozzle and give it a thorough wash, but I use a sex toy cleaner and wipes to clean the rest of the toy. Just make sure the battery compartment is sealed shut if you’re a squirter and don’t use in the bath tub or shower.


Overall, the Satisfyer 2 worked for me due to the long handle. It has a good, strong motor, but the buttons are in the wrong place. It’s loud, really loud, it reminds me of a Chinook or something. The sound does dull a little when the nozzle is nestled inbetween my chunky outer labia.The large nozzle may not suit everybody.  Satisfyer are more affordable than Womanizer, but sadly I can’t compare. A spare, replacement nozzle wouldn’t go amiss, and perhaps a storage pouch.

If you are looking to try something new, that is different from regular vibrators, it’s worth trying the Satisfyer 2


Lovehoney Oh! Love Heart USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator



When I saw the cute Lovehoney Oh! Love Heart USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator launched on Lovehoney, I was adamant that I was going to buy it. The  heart shape was too cute to resist. Luckily I purchased it at half it’s retail price of £24.99 and snapped it up in the Deal of the Day.

When it comes to clitoral toys, I prefer something that offers a broader stimulation than a bullet, I like stimulation on my inner labia and vulva, as well as my clit. Although quite small, I saw the Lovehoney Oh! Love Heart could offer me this.

The Lovehoney Oh! Heart clit vibe is very femme with its shape and vivid pink colour. It has a luxurious look with the silver edging. The silicone is soft to the touch, but can feel a little draggy without water based lube. The heart is petite, about half the size of my palm. It’s disceet enough to pop into your handbag or luggage.


There are 3 speeds and 7 patterns to choose from. These are a little buzzier than what I’d prefer, I tend to stick to the second speed and apply firm pressure to dull the buzz. I’m just a sucker for more rumbly vibrations. For a small vibe, it is quite powerful on its highest speed. Controlling the vibe is easy. There is just one button to press to scroll through the speeds and patterns, to turn off, just hold this button for a couple of seconds.

As for charging the Lovehoney Oh! Heart clit vibe it’s just adorable. Plug the USB charger, then watch the red beating heart in the middle of the vibe. It is mesmerising to watch whilst plugged into my laptop. Charging is quick, 30 mins or so to fully charge. The vibe ran on full speed for half an hour and was still going strong.

I like to use the Lovehoney Oh! Heart clit vibe as part of foreplay with my other half. It’s great to use on nipples, or tracing along the back of his neck, down to his cock to tease. For solo use, I like to place the tapered tip against my clit, wit the curves spreading my labia and resting on my vulva. Applying some pressure dulls the buzzy vibrations. I like to use water based lube or a clit balm for added sensations. It’s easy to use during sex with your partner or solo with a dildo.

I find that the vibe is relatively quiet, suitable if you house share and want a quick fumble under the duvet. Sadly it is not waterproof, only splash proof, so no fun in the bathroom. Best way to keep your heart clean, is with a good sex toy cleaner and wipes, taking care to clear the vag gunk that collects around the button.

Overall, this petite and cute little clit vibe is a treat to any toy collection, from beginners to advanced players, but power queens may want to give it a miss. It’s easy to use solo, or with a partner, is very discreet and easy to charge. It made my heart skip a beat or two, will it yours?

You can buy the Lovehoney Oh! Heart Vibrator HERE



tokidoki x Lovehoney Flash Textured Pleasure Cup.


tokidoki Flash Pleasure Cup

The tokidoki Flash Pleasure Cup is a relatively new brand, part of the tokidoki x Lovehoney pleasure collection. This collection took me a while to appreciate tokidoki design on the sex toys as I did think it was a rather youthful design and mostly aimed at somewhere between the ages of 18-21, but  the positive reactions on forums and Twitter, led me to accept and adore the Japanese style. Thing was, what would my fella think?

My partner is 67 and didn’t care too much for the outer plastic packaging that peels off, but did say that if he was to browse for this type of masturbator, he’d totally disregard buying the tokidoki pleasure cup as it ‘looks like something for younger generations.’ He does, however, like the black case, which he commented on looking like a billiard ball, that is perfect for popping in your hand luggage if you work away a lot, especially spending evenings on your own in hotels, which he did often before semi-retiring.


I’ve bought TENGA eggs for my partner on several occasions, so when Lovehoney launched the tokidoki range of pleasure cups I was eager to see how they compared. I love this style of masturbator as they are easy to incorporate during foreplay, much as a bullet. The  Flash tokidoki pleasure cup, doesn’t take up too much room, like a bulky fleshlight would.

The tokidoki Textured Pleasure Cup Flash is made of a stretchy TPE with funky lightening bolts as the texture, which is for stimulating the shaft and head of the penis. One thing we did notice though, was the absence of a little sachet of lube like you can get with the TENGA eggs. Luckily we have plenty, but my partner said that if he was to work away, last thing he’d want, was to be carrying bottles of lube…..*makes note of stocking up on lube sachets for him!*


In use, I enjoy stroking the tokidoki Flash Textured Pleasure Cup up and down the shaft of my partners cock. I like to add the odd twist at the same time, just to make sure he can feel the texture. His manhood is of average size in length and girth and there was plenty of stretch to it and pretty durable if you are gentle with it. I’ve even popped his testicles into the pleasure cup to give stimulation in a different way, but we ended up writhing on the bed full of laughter, rather than sex.

If you take care of the pleasure cup, you can use it several times. I’d recommend washing with warm soapy water and air drying it, inside out, then when dry, pop a little renewer powder on it and store it in the case.


Our main overall thoughts are that we love the tokidoki Textured Pleasure Cup Flash, great to use them solo or with your partner. If you’re a total beginner to any sex toys, I’d highly recommend you start with one of these. They’re non-intimidating and discreet. Please don’t overlook this range if you think you’re too old. The plastic wrapper isn’t left on, so you’re pretty much left with an anonymous masturbator.

We’d like to try more from the pleasure cup range. We bought the tokidoki Flash in the sale at £6 and found that to be a reasonable price and so we’ll keep an eye out for any more offers. It’s usual price is £9.99 and you can buy from Lovehoney HERE

Is the tokidoki Textured Pleasure Cup flash a saviour of the toy universe? Will it help you to find the golden grail? Well with my partner, very much so!