So Divine Need you tonight bullet



I have to admit that I hadn’t been familiar with So Divine *hangs head in shame*, but luckily for me, they got in touch with me and asked if I would test some of there products. I jumped at the chance after doing a bit of research and saw a refreshing and user friendly website. So Divine are all about high quality sex toys for everybody, regardless of relationship status or gender. They also bring their toys to you in everyday stores, popping into Boots the chemist or browsing the aisles in the supermarket could become a little more exciting!


So, the Need you tonight bullet comes in a classy little box that is gender-neutral and would look pretty discreet on a supermarket shelf, though it is clear that it is a vibrating bullet. I love the little window on the back of the box that you can peer into.  The box is pretty robust, so you could continue to store it in there, but the bullet is so discreet, it wouldn’t look out of place in your make-up bag or handbag.

My first impressions of the bullet was positive. The silky, silver silicone feels luxurious and the black power button and seal, set it off nicely. As with the packaging, it is classy and gender-neutral, so much better than girly pinks and purples, especially when a bullet can be used by all genders.


The bullet has a single speed, powered by three AG13 batteries, which luckily  come with the bullet. These little watch batteries are not what I’d have in the house, so having the batteries included is a bonus. One button on the base of the battery is your power on/off. Once pressed, the bullet comes to life with a buzzy, but powerful vibration. I’m not to keen on these type of bullets, I’ve come a long way since using a buzzy bullet, but if you are new to sex toys, Need you tonight would be perfect for you.


Although this bullet isn’t to my taste anymore, I’ve still had fun using it with my partner. I’ve tried a few scenarios with him and the bullet. I’ve used it in foreplay, teasing his nipples, frenulum, and perineum. The tip of the bullet is great for pin-point stimulation.

We have also discovered that the Need you tonight bullet is great for popping into one of our favourite cock rings and in some of his male masturbators. The materials of the added toys, dampen down the buzzy vibrations, but still remains powerful, so for a little vibe that I thought I wouldn’t use, it’s become a great little gem for couples play. All you need is a little imagination and you may be surprised…..I know I was!


Overall, I think the So Divine Need you tonight vibrating bullet would suit beginners, solo players and definitely couples who want to introduce a non-intimidating toy into their sexual relationship. Would love to see more classy and gender-neutral toys like this bullet.

Satisfyer Pro Penguin



The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is the one Satisfyer product that really appealed to me, due to the style with its curves and smooth silicone material. It has the cute factor with the resemblance of a chubby penguin. Overall, it is very pleasing to the eye.

I wasn’t sure how I’d get on with the Penguin after using the Satisfyer 2 for a few weeks. I loved the length of the handle, it made using the Satisfyer 2 very easy to use. The Penguin is entirely a different shape, however its sleek, ergonomic curves felt comfortable in my hands. The two buttons (power on/of and speed control button) are well placed, unlike the Satisfyer 2 where the buttons were out of reach at the nozzle end. The huge downside to the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is the lack of a third button to scroll back the settings. If the speed becomes too intense, you have to power off, then back on again. Bit of a mood killer unfortunately.

The motor on the Satisfyer Pro Penguin  is rather quiet, compared to the Satisfyer 2 that sounds like it’s powered by a jet engine. Some of you may find that the Penguin is not quite discreet enough. The motor doesn’t rattle, the Penguin overall is much better quality. Considering the Penguin is USB rechargeable, I thought there’d be more power to it compared to the battery powered Satisfyer 2. Unfortunately, this is not the case. I can barely get to the 3rd setting on the Satisfyer 2, yet with the Penguin, I can easily reach over 6, after that, it becomes too intense and the rest of the speeds seem to just merge together.

Charging is easy, I just plug into my laptop and click the magnets onto my Penguin and it will flash whilst being charged. When fully charged, the light will stop flashing and remain steady, which is really useful as you know when to unplug it.


So how was it in use? It took me a while to position the Penguin but only because I have a small clit that is buried by my chunky outer labia. Also, the nozzle is smaller and with less silicone. It too a bit of patience trying to get it right. I didn’t feel that there was a suction as such, but on the first couple of settings felt like a gentle blow/tapping. With the Satisfyer 2 I felt like I was thrown into the deep end with such intense speeds on the first setting. With the Penguin it was more gentle, teasing and arousing. It gave all my other senses a chance to slowly build up to a climax. Due to this, I could up the speed a little further and when I climaxed, I felt wave after wave of orgasm going all through my body and one orgasm lead to another. I’ve not experienced multiple orgasms for a while, but the Satisfyer Pro Penguin had cracked it.


I haven’t used my Penguin in the water, although Satisfyer say that it is waterproof, some other bloggers have reported issues of water getting into the battery compartments or motors. I’m quite fond of my Penguin, so I’ve chosen to keep it dry.

When cleaning, you can easily remove the silicone nozzle and clean with a sex toy cleaner. It would have been great if the Penguin came with a spare nozzle, I’m not sure how long they last or if they need to be replaced.


Overall, I love my little Satisfyer Pro Penguin it gives me unique orgasms thanks to the gentle settings that you can slowly increase without it getting too intense. The control buttons are better placed than the Satisfyer 2 and the quality wins hands down. The only negative I can find, is the lack of a button to scroll backwards the speeds.


Thank you to Satisfyer who sent me the Pro Penguin, in return for my honest and unbiased review.

Satisfyer Pro 2



The Satisfyer Pro 2 stormed the sex toy market in 2016. The Womanizer became very  popular the year before, but was way out of the price range for most people. Satisfyer came along with the same idea as the Womanizer, but making the Pro 2 more affordable, waterproof, a better design in colour and shape and a better name.

My first impressions of the Pro 2 was woah, that’s a chunky silicone nozzle compared to the Satisfyer 2 and Penguin. I was a little concerned on how the nozzle would fit around my hidden clitoris. As a plus size lady, I have a rather chunky mons pubis and my inner labia are a bit on the thick side, so trying to find my hidden pearl can be quite a task; however, I enjoy more of a broad stimulation, rather than pin point.


I love the rose gold colour, the curvy ergonomic shape and the weight of the Pro 2, although heavier than the Penguin and Satisfyer 2, it was comfortable to hold for a good amount of time, even with my arthritic wrists.

Click-and-go charging is fabulous, you get a great strong connection. A 2 hour charge offers 3 hours of play. The handy USB charging lead means you can take your Satisfyer anywhere. I often have one of the Satisfyers on charge whilst on my laptop.


Satisfyer claim that their toys are waterproof, however, several bloggers have reported water damage, so I haven’t put mine in water at all and I advise you don’t either. To clean, I use a sex toy cleaner and wipes, or with a damp cloth. Silicone nozzle can be removed and cleaned thoroughly.

The motor is loud. Even under the duvet and with the TV on you can still hear it. After the first 4 speeds, the other 7 just seem to merge into one. It’s very intense, it becomes so high pitched and unbearable, almost painful. Sadly there is only a power on/off button and just one button to increase the speed, but you have to reach top speed before the motor works backwards. Or you could just switch it off and back on again, it’s much easier and saves me from getting a numb clit at top speed *shudders*.


When in use, I find the huge silicone nozzle, difficult to get a good suction, probably due to my fatty flaps and mons. My urethra tends to get suck up into the nozzle and it makes me want to pee soooo badly. I can’t feel no suction around my clit, but I know the Pro 2 is working when I test it on my finger. One thinks she may need to get a clit or pussy pump to coax my pearl from within her oyster.


Oddly, I haven’t had an orgasm using this model, not one for trying though. I have had some amazing orgasms with the Penguin and Satisfyer 2 but I think it’s just not right for my body. *Update: After a few weeks of daily use, my clit has finally got used to the power and I can now orgasm. Only issue is, this is now the only thing that can get me off. Think I need a couple of weeks break from it!*

Overall, I love the Pro 2, it looks great, it’s comfortable to hold, but the nozzle is far too big for my genitals. The Penguin works so much better for me and my elusive clitoris. I’d love to see replacement nozzles for all Satisfyers, a minus button to decrease speeds as on the Satisfyer 2 and to ensure that all models are truly waterproof.

I wouldn’t really recommend the Pro 2 for beginners, you may find it too intense. The Penguin would be much better suited as it lacks the power of this beast. If you’re a power seeker, then this model would be well suited for you.

Many thanks to SATISFYER for sending me the Pro 2 in exchange for my honest opinion.